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336/365. i am a human/cadaver hybrid that feels no pain.

336/365. i am a human/cadaver hybrid that feels no pain.

did i, or did I not, swallow a cadaver bone graft? back visiting the oral surgeon and it turns out, i’m all clear! I am fused with the cadaver graft! which, i guess, makes me a human/cadaver hybrid.

when i told the oral surgeon i hadn’t taken any pain medicine because i hadn’t felt any pain she looked surprised a little skeptical, “maybe you should just be happy you’re not in pain. you’re unusually lucky.”

“i don’t think you understand how much I can overthink this.”

335/365. this is bananas! more adventures with a cadaver bone graft.

335/365. this is bananas! more adventures with a cadaver bone graft.

while i was talking on a phone call at work with a lot of participants, the stitches came unstitched and the membrane holding the cadaver bone graft to my mandible popped out. i think i spontaneously muttered something like, “oh [BLEEP], something just fell out my mouth,” to everyone on the call.

it’s not clear if I swallowed the cadaver graft 🙁

soooooo, back to oral surgeon tomorrow. in an uncharacteristic display of restraint I won’t take a picture of membrane.

with a gaping hole in my mouth, i’m back to diet consisting entirely of mushy bananas and yogurt.

still no pain though!