“But I’m not some militant anti-corporate warrior. I’m just your average media-saturated, bozo-filtering consumer and this is my personal innoculation against whatever nice, easy-to-swallow, blue-lit, “down with the kids”, ironic, straight-to-camera with a wink and a “Hey, you got me” smirk, meta-post-modern, faux-honesty / faux-deceit, triple dummy-fake, shake ‘n bake media sheen that these people are going to cloaks themselves in and come at me with. I want to be tired, tired, tired of this by the time they get their act together.”