why haven’t i taken more pictures of The Girls over the past 12 weeks? because it’s hard! they’re skittish and Highly Suspect of The Big Man With The Camera! i have come to believe that my nascent career poultry portraiture will never happen; i think the beautiful calendar hens must be stuffed or sedated. how else can you get them to sit still for 30 seconds?

hi. ho.

perhaps i should learn a thing or two from odin, since he’s figured out that The Girls seem quite approacheable if you come bearing gifts of food.