CAMO CARGO SHORTS ARE AWESOME BECAUSE YOU CAN FIT LOTS OF STUFF IN THE POCKETS AND BLEND IN WITH SHRUBS WHILE PAINTING! YOU CAN PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!!

( just contributing my 2 cents to the cargo shorts controversy. they’re actually my ironic came cargo shots. or maybe i just want everyone to believe they’re my ironic cargo shorts and i really like them. even i can’t tell. )