first, i want to make it clear that i don’t actually believe what i’m going to say, it’s just that my brain is far too efficient at pattern matching and induction even if it arrives at false conclusions. and second, i want i apologize in advance for appearing as if i might be making snarky comments about someone’s death. having said that, one can’t help but imagine the types of theories one could run through the conspiracy mill with the grist that a marine who helped rescue jessica lynch killed in crash on his first weekend back from iraq:

“Holly Coupe, his fiancee, said Speer sent her a letter from Iraq that said, “The first thing I’ll do when I get back is put a ring on your finger.””

coindence or not that it’s conveniently timed with news that the army describes what went wrong for jessica lynch’s unit?