yeah, sometimes i feel like saying something like this:

“”Our actions will advance our goals of diversity and localism,” FCC Chairman and noted sniveling GOP errand boy Michael Powell actually had the nerve to say, in public, as lightning, surprisingly, did not strike him dead on the spot.

And if you don’t laugh at this, if you don’t absolutely insist on enjoying the bitter ironies of the massive shameless corporatization of this nation like Satan enjoys shrieking root canals, if you don’t passionately demand that your soul view U.S. political culture as a massive reeling circus masquerading as a solemn drama, you will be compelled to scream and narcotize and run off to the woods with a case of Grey Goose and the collected W.H. Auden and an iPod loaded with only Metallica and Chopin, never to be heard from again. “