sometimes i feel a bit of sympathy for those folks that are forced to sit through movies for their living. but at least some of them look at it as an opportunity to hone their comedy writing skills:

“”2 Fast 2 Furious” is among the most lethargic action movies I have ever seen: when Mr. Walker and Tyrese are not driving, it might as well be called “2 Slow 2 Tedious,” since the script shows all the energy and sophistication of an old episode of TJ Hooker.”

“The basic editing scheme suggests a how-to video on manual shifting techniques. Step 1: depress the clutch. Step 2: yank the gearshift. Step 3: grimace and shout in the ethnic slang idiom of your choice. Repeat as necessary until you crash into something or find it advisable to activate the nitrogen-powered booster rockets, now available from your dealer as part of the special doofus hotrod sport package.”