odin: “i am *pretty sure* i am going to one of those people who enjoys carrying a little cash around in his pocket.”

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odin: go get your bikes ’cause it’s a glorious day for a mother’s day bike ride!”

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odin ( seeing me give him The Eye ): “what? you *know* i guzzle my milk before eating dinner. it’s what i do. it’s my *habit*. you really ought to give me less milk.” (skips beat. picks up bottle of braggs ) “it is also my habit to wonder about this peculiar woman on the side of the braggs bottle.”

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odin (yesterday): “it would not surprise me in. the. least. bit. if it didn’t rain. the weather man is *always* wrong.” today: sunny & 70°F. ( not even seven and already he’s lost total and complete faith in weather prediction. )

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odin ( looking out window ): “what in tarnation is that boy doing skateboarding down the middle of the street?”

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odin ( upon me finding something in a spot i already looked ): “you said you looked hard enough but i guess you didn’t *see* hard enough.”

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