NET STRUCK BY WAVE OF TANGENTIALISM CLOUDS DEPRESS ME:

“Internet sites from Ashford.com to ZDNet today
reported being hit by a mysterious wave of tangentialism, with the content on many sites
rendered almost entirely useless as it trails off in obscure or loosely related cousin George
III was the crazy king.

“What concerns us most is that the problem
seems to be getting worse, and that each
reference is becoming more loosely related to the
previous to this I was in sales,” said eBay
spokesperson Gil Blanc, who added that Buelah
would be a good name for a maid.”

i really wish i could see the grant application for theoretical analysis of a dripping faucet:

“While previous studies of continuous emission of drops from a faucet have shown the richness of the system’s nonlinear response, a theory of dripping has heretofore been lacking. Long-time behavior of dripping is simulated computationally by tracking the formation of up to several hundred drops in a sequence, rather than the usual single drop, at a given flow rate Q and verified by experiments. As Q increases, the system evolves from a period-1 system through a number of period doubling (halving) bifurcations as dripping ultimately gives way to jetting. That hysteresis can occur is also demonstrated. ”

sounds fascinating – at least as much fun as watching paint dry. i didn’t know what hysteresis meant either.

i’ll be darned – thanks to the fact that i was stumbling through jonas’ archives, i discovered that even though i’d read the semantic web: a primer , i guess i skimmed over a blurb about a nice little tool called, tidy. it can do alot of things, not the least of which is acting as a preprocessor for xslt:

“Once the richer information has been embedded in a page, a program still needs to transform it into the format it requires. At this point another W3C technology, XSLT, has a lot to offer. Given an XHTML page as input, it is useful for selecting and transforming the contents of that page. It provides an excellent bridge from older HTML technology to the nascent XML-based Semantic Web applications. A tool of
singular utility when used in conjunction with an XSLT processor is Dave Raggett’s “Tidy,” which can take HTML and turn it into XHTML. As most web authoring tools still don’t have XHTML support, HTML will be created by web authors for some time to come. Tidy facilitates the processing of normal HTML with XSLT, enabling authors of such documents to participate in the Semantic Web.”

whump also points to an older article in webreview on using tidy to convert an existing HTML page into XHTML:

“Weighing in at under 200 KB, HTML Tidy is the closest you’ll get to a perfect HTML utility.”

uh, oh. looks like the grand ideal of a seemless web of computational artifacts may be a little further off than the hype promulgators would like us to believe:

“The IEEE-1394 interface appearing in the current crop of digital electronics gadgets fails to provide the interoperability system makers promised. What’s worse, industry experts say, the problems dogging
1394 today — such as mushrooming software complexity — could hold back other wired and wireless consumer interfaces as well, postponing the arrival of truly plug-and-play home networks for perhaps a decade.

“Plug anything — camcorder, PC, set-top — into Playstation 2 with 1394, and you’ll basically get no functionality,” said Mark Kirstein, vice president of research at Cahners In-Stat Group. “Similarly, only a few MPEG [D-VHS]-based VCRs can talk to DV camcorders. There is a chance of [consumer] backlash when things don’t work.””

hmmm – i didn’t know the dsl wholesalers were is such poor shape due to “at-risk” ISPs:

“”It has been personally very frustrating to have such a large portion of our ISP [Internet service provider] base deteriorate so quickly,” said Chuck Minn, chairman and co-founder of Covad, the largest competitive Digital Subscriber Line (DSL) carrier. Fully 26 percent of Covad’s installed base is connected through “troubled” ISPs, while another 32 percent is with “at-risk” ISPs. While it already had to re-report its
third-quarter earnings downward $10.4 million due to these problems, Covad last week projected that it would earn $20 million to $25 million less than the $85 million it was projecting for the fourth quarter.

“These [wholesalers] are really in life support mode, and there’s nothing they can do,” said Adam Giansiracusa, managing director of technology stocks at Frost Securities. He explained that all of the carriers are trying to get themselves to profitability by scaling back and not growing too quickly, since their ISP customers are performing so poorly.”

i’m not one for flagrant testimonials, and i’ve only had dsl for less than a week – but i’m totally and completely impressed by my isp, speakeasy.

not only did they give me two free months because of a delay that i admitted was likely my fault [i was screwing around with my e.mail account and brought it crashing down, just when they were trying to send me an e.mail that required confirmation to proceed with the installation], but they also sent me e.mails every other day to tell me how things were progressing:

“…covad has just informed us of your telephone delivery date…”

“…Your circuit order 824414 has been successfully delivered and tested with the local telco and you have been scheduled for a Covad installation…’

“… Your Covad install is swiftly approaching! …”

and that’s only a portion of the e.mails. currently, i’ve been trading e.mails with a support rep named caroline who is always prompt in responding to my doltish e.mails [ yes, i actually forgot my password, assumed that it was their fault – shot off an e.mail – only to find out 5 minutes later that i was an ass and had actually been typing in the wrong password. over. and over. and over.]

i might be going a little overboard, but i’ve been around the virtual block a few times and i have never seen customer service as good as this before. speakeasy gets it. they use a nice mix of automated and human interaction to deliver service. the type of service that makes people that have never written testimonials – write testimonials.

so, if you’re thinking about dsl and you have an option for an isp, my money’s on speakeasy sticking it out. if customer service has anything to do with it.

and no, i’m not getting any free service for writing this, you cynical bastard.

inspired by press nothing to continue, taylor’s “something something” reference and my strong desire to procrastinate, i decided to make my first foray into web-enabled voice applications using tellme. execute the following instructions correctly and you will hopefully enjoy a quote of the day:

0. pick up the phone
1. dial 1.800.555.TELL
2. after introduction say “extensions”
3. say or dial 32523

unfortunately the 800 number only works in the us and canada. if you’re outside that region, you can try dialpad or net2phone

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