the result of the days of living dangerously?

not exactly. unless shoving red crayons up your nose is living on the edge; his countenance is what you’ll see if you take his red crayon away.

and the scratched cheek? no, it’s not result of a round of fisticuffs with a cousin. rather, odin took a tumble into a tree while out toddling.

so, really there’s no need to call the authorities.