[ “It’s like when you pledge $100 to PBS and they send you a tote bag; no one does it to get the tote bag.” ]

[ “I have a small studio apartment that used to stay at about 70F by itself. With this server in the room, it’s now always at least 80F.” ]

[ “…apparently, the target market for this book is newborn dads who need to be told that fucking the babysitter is inappropriate. “Oh,” I’m supposed to exclaim, “you mean I pick them up, pay them, and don’t fuck them? Oooooh, now I get it.”” ]

[ “The goose that lays the golden eggs is not quite dead, but it does have a terminal disease, one that nobody noticed yet.” ]

[ s-ed: good luck! personally, i always just thought of a marathon as ‘slighly less than 9 5ks’. and how hard can that be? ]