[ “Bill Gates told Warren Buffett about blogging on Thursday.
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[ “Collegial competition is better than enmity.” ]

[ “The claimed benefits of the controversial low-carbohydrate Atkins diet have been reaffirmed in two new studies, one of which is the longest study to date.” ]

[ “The pacing of jokes goes something like this: Joey’s dumb, Gina’s tits…Joey’s dumb, Joey’s dumb, Gina’s tits. Gina’s tits. Whoa! Hot neighbor, Joey’s boner, Joey’s dumb, Gina’s tits.” ]

[ “Just do it, and worry about the imaginary problems when they become real.” ]

[ “…apparently, we’re not supposed to know the National Security Council’s top Middle East aide consults with apocalyptic Christians eager to ensure American policy on Israel conforms with their sectarian doomsday scenarios.” ]