who voluntarily books a 7 a.m. flight out of la crosse municipal airport virtually guaranteeing a wakeup time of 4 a.m.?

and it gets even better! on the return trip, in order to get back to la guardia for a 7.am. flight from ronkonkoma ( on long island, new york ), the shuttle is going to pick me up – get this – at 3:15! IN THE MORNING!

and even more wonderfully that’d be 3:15 in the morning after a wedding.

oh, i am going to be in a world of hurt by sunday. a world of hurt.