odin eyes the exam room door warily, barely consoled by pops, as he awaits The Evil Women who will come in and poke him in both legs.

apparently rsv season is in full effect and the pediatrician noted that they’ve seen a rapid increase of cases in the past few weeks and urged extra caution around the unwashed masses for the next few weeks.

if you’re into monitoring these sorts of things you can also track regional rsv trends.

and no, i’m not being sexist, they are always women – i’ve tried to explain to him that he can be a nurse someday if he wants despite evidence to the contrary.