so, let’s just say you’re allegedly imitating that canary in the coalmine of cultural decline, jackass and you fall down while trying to shove a firecracker in your buttocks what happens next? nothing good:

“”By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent.””