you know you’re a superdork when you consider
“The case of the 500-mile email”
an intriguing mystery worthy of development into a made-for-t.v. miniseries:
“”We can’t send mail farther than 500 miles from here,” he repeated. “A little more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther.”
“Um… Email really doesn’t work that way, generally,” I said, trying to keep panic out of my voice.”