horrifyingly, today i discovered two freakishly
long hairs growing from the end of my left earlobe. not out of my
ear canal, mind you, but coming from my lobe around the same
general location where you might get a traditional piercing – a
place where hair, to the best of my knowledge, has never grown
before.
i can only imagine what new and exciting places hair will start
growing.
all the more disturbing is the fact that i don’t think the hairs
were there just a few days ago. will they keep growing at this
‘have-kids-whisper-about-it-in-the-grocery-aisle’ rate, or will
they slow down? if i cut them off will they only grow back twice as
fast?
there should be some kind of manual for this kind of thing.