<note type=”self”>every day you reach down to press “play” on the answering machine to listen to the messages. without fail, once a week – usually on the weekend – you forget that you need to give your head enough clearance to get past the corner of the cupboard. typically you’ll bash your head a mere inches from you temple and exclaim, “FUUUUUDDDDDDGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!! why do i do that every week?”
as humourous as you might find this, it’s wearing a little thin. you’re better than the fish who keeps forgetting she’s a fish. really. you can do it.
i’m hoping you remember this, because i’m not sure the weekly head bash is doing you any favors, if you know what i mean.</note>