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Evil Squirrel wins a battle. loses war?

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Evil Squirrel wins a battle. loses war? I.

i was feeling Quite Confident after catching The Angry Squirrel that i would soon be living free of the vermin in my roof. The Handy Man who helped us put the live trap in place is coming back in a few days to repair the damaged soffit and fascia so all i need to do is keep the squirrels out until then. easy enough, right?

turns out, perhaps unsurprisingly, that we have some mighty determined vermin. this morning i discovered the previously trapped and released Evil Squirrel ripped apart the soffit around the live trap to get back into his little home.! i guess i don’t know for sure if it was the same one, so maybe i shouldn’t be so quick to judge. regardless, This. Means. War.

Evil Squirrel wins a battle. loses war? II.

so, i did my own homegrown soffit and fascia repair in advance of proper repairs by The Handy Man. i expect he’ll get a chuckle out of my work when he has to remove about 30 screws out of the two layers of boards i put up.

i set the trap and wait. is Evil Squirrel even up there? will i get the satisfaction of looking him Eye To Eye?

i don’t have to wait too long to get my answer.

Evil Squirrel wins a battle. loses war? III.

well, heeeelllloooooooo Evil Squirrel!

truth be told, i don’t think it’s the same squirrel i released the other day. this one has gnarlier teeth. what to do with him? odin and pushkin definitely have different opinions. pushkin would like to have him for dinner, but odin thinks we should just let him go to be with his family.

so that’s just what i did.

we’ll see if i regret the decision tomorrow.

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fun with a live trap and One Angry Squirrel!

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fun with a live trap and One Angry Squirrel! I.

about six weeks ago we discovered something had gotten up in our roof and i wondered about how you remove a critter from an inaccessible section of a roof? i tried plugging the hole with vinegar soaked socks ( didn’t work ). and steel wool pads ( nope ).

i even stapled a long length of window screen around the hole with a metal bar attached thinking if i made it tougher for the critter to get in and out it it would just leave. it just chewed through the screen.

finally, i decided to try the most suggested suggestion given by folks who had said they tried everything else. a “live trap”. i guess i would have tried a live trap to start out, but i couldn’t figure out how to easily rig it to the side of the house given where the hole was in the soffit and fascia and how the trap door mechanism opened and closed.

so, i temporarily turned in my handyman card and had a local fit-it guy come over and put it all together.

and in very short order, we trapped One Very Suprised and Angry Squirrel!

fun with a live trap and One Angry Squirrel! II.

of course, The Girls were Mighty Interested in just what on earth was causing all the racket in the cage. they quickly gathered around clucking loudly, “SOMETHING’S DIFFERENT! SOMETHING’S DIFFERENT!”

i contemplated various ways of disposing of or relocating the squirrel, but in the end i just decided to let him go in our yard. we have hordes of squirrels living in the three 120 foot spruce trees in our backyard.

i mean, he’d probably be grateful and never return to the roof again? right?

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on The Most Awesome Peach and The Revenge of the Squirrels.

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we waited with much anticipation, salivating at the thought of enjoying the fruits of our peach tree’s labor. there was to be a humble peachy celebration on the first harvest, three years after planting the mother’s day gift.

i remained ever hopeful that the fruits, picked at their peak of freshness, would break me of my general disdain for peaches, which i developed from eating mushy, mealy canned versions of the fruit in my younger days.

but apparently, the squirrels were watching, and plotting revenge for my having finally, after years of battle, squirrel-proofed our bird feeder which stands near the peach tree. i imagine, after months of milling about under the bird feeder, that they hatched The Plan.

it was perfectly executed. they took a peach here and there through the growing season, making it appear as if they weren’t Too Greedy. and then, just before the peaches reached Perfection, in the span of 48 hours, they cleaned out the tree. dozens and dozens of peaches simply disappeared almost instantly.

we managed to save just a few, and so, i did get to taste a mindblowingly awesome peach which did, in fact, break me of my general disdain for the fruit.

rest assured, squirrels, that i will remember the taste of The Awesome Peachy Goodness as i plot my revenge. this means war.