oh the mind reels at the thought of the tagline for the nascent
“NRA news”.

“all the news that’s fit to pry from my cold dead hands”?

speaking of that, don’t miss out on the opportunity to

win charlton heston’s “my cold dead hands” rifle

– and no, that’s not

clever onion article

.

at the very least the “nra news” will probably be more entertaining
than
air america

.