because there’s not enough satire involving french existentialism.
french intellectuals deployed
:
“The clean-up portion of the ground war in Afghanistan heated up yesterday when the Allies revealed plans to airdrop a platoon of crack French existentialist philosophers into the country to destroy the morale of the remaining Taliban zealots by proving the non-existence of God.
Elements from the feared Jean-Paul Sartre Brigade, or ´Black Berets´, will be parachuted into the combat zones to spread doubt, despondency and existential anomie among the enemy.”