it’s official. i have turned into my mother’s son. why? because today i bought a g6. no. a g6 is not some hopped-up mac. it’s a kirby vaccuum cleaner. yeah, i laid out some cake for a freakin’ vaccuum cleaner. wanna make something of it? i don’t have a minivan. yet.

i can’t believe it. i’m still in some kind of shock.

notice that they don’t tell you how much the thing costs on the website. but it sure does a badass job of cleaning up the garbage bags of malamute hair that are laying around.

one other thing. e.commerce ain’t got nothing on the arts of pursuasion that kirby obviously has honed over its 86 years of door-to-door sales.

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