crap. first there’s the avalanche of circumstantial evidence that i’m going to [or already do] suffer ‘cognitive deficits’ by being born 3 months premature. and now it appears that, since i’m also left-handed, odds are that i may really be a homosexual [not that there’s anything wrong with that]. i hope my wife doesn’t find out – she may start believing that she got the short end of the deal.

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